GUYS GUYS I'M A DRABBLE WRITER NOW.

So there was a debate over whether Zuko or Sokka is the perfect Avatar fanon bicycle in IRC! And... well, I'll copy and paste the arguments.

< Impulse > Hey, if any character is the fandom bicycle it should be Zuko, not Sokka.
< Zuko > But Sokka has hos in different area codes.
< Kodachi > It's true.
< RubyD > Sokka: Heartbender ??
< Kodachi > Sokka is a Girlbender
< RubyD > go planet
< Impulse > Which is true! But Zuko has the one thing that trumps all of Sokka's charm when it comes to uncomprehensible pairings. Zuko is a prime candidate for hurt/comfort fic
< Michi > argh, I hate comfort sex fic.
< Kodachi > Well, Sokka has THE MOON
< Michi > I AM SO SAD, SO OBVIOUSLY WE MUST BONE NOW.

( So I decided to test my argument for Sokka's status with a little writing exercise. )