GUYS GUYS I'M A DRABBLE WRITER NOW.

[head_overheels]

So there was a debate over whether Zuko or Sokka is the perfect Avatar fanon bicycle in IRC! And... well, I'll copy and paste the arguments.

< Impulse > Hey, if any character is the fandom bicycle it should be Zuko, not Sokka.
< Zuko > But Sokka has hos in different area codes.
< Kodachi > It's true.
< RubyD > Sokka: Heartbender ??
< Kodachi > Sokka is a Girlbender
< RubyD > go planet
< Impulse > Which is true! But Zuko has the one thing that trumps all of Sokka's charm when it comes to uncomprehensible pairings. Zuko is a prime candidate for hurt/comfort fic
< Michi > argh, I hate comfort sex fic.
< Kodachi > Well, Sokka has THE MOON
< Michi > I AM SO SAD, SO OBVIOUSLY WE MUST BONE NOW.

Sokka stared up at the night sky mournfully. "I can't believe she's gone," he said. "I loved her, and yet..." "It's okay, Sokka, I understand. But what's past is past, and we need to look to the future. We need to think about... us," said a voice behind him. Sokka looked behind him and his heart soared. "Ghost of Admiral Zhao! Are you here to..." "... to make it all better, Sokka. To make it all better."

R & R PLZ

Comments

[parasol-hero.livejournal.com]

The best, or possibly worst thing about this is that I'm sure it exists in all seriousness XD

[head-overheels.livejournal.com]

... w-well, apparently The Pit has an angstfic with Sokka and Zhao, so you might be right.

[avatarskeeper.livejournal.com]

I...I was afraid of that.